just did a line in a complete hula outfit off a chick in a devil costume. do you think hell will be this good?
Yeah the sex got weird after I said "who's your daddy?" and she actually moaned her dads name.
I had the spins so badly it was like I was having sex with 2 girls
Please don't ever try giving my cat a hair cut ever ever again
there is a time and a place for ass-grabbing and that was not it.
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
Blood. All over. Pre coke adventure needs to slow down unless I'm involved
Getting business cards printed for tonight. Would you rather be: 1. Vice President of Argentina 2. Celebrity Dental Assistant or 3. Dial-Up Internet Technician
3. Dial-Up Internet Technician.
God loves me. So high, craving Jimmy Johns chips, looked down, unopened bag in front of me. Still doesn't feel real
I mean I kinda plunged vagina first into my last relationship
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
And the 'kicked out of Xmas party' trophy goes to me. 3rd nomination, first win.
I'm her ex, so unless you're interested in her massive moral failings and open season vagina, I'm not your guy.
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
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