what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
That's why Kanye is a gay fish.
you don't know how close you are to someone till they ask you to shave their ass.
Do you think girls in gamma phi sit around and think about how much they suck?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
The djing cat is back again. I think he just makes appearances when im shit drunk just to fuck with my mind.
using smirnoff bottles as a pillow actually isnt as uncomfortable as you would think
someone just sent me a bong wrapped in christmas paper in the mail. signed 'santa'.
The Vegas crew is in two groups, Team Vodka and Team Fireball. There is no winner in this.
ive cried into many a lonely burritos..
It was one of the greatest weekends of my life. And that's even after factoring in spraying myself in the face with the bidet.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
You're right. Cause really... I'm in the back of his head. Even though what I said was better than "I have herpes"... I did once say that to him. So I'm like a reoccurring nightmare.
It's gotten to the point that I'm pretty sure I'm going to need to be legally drunk before I enter the voting booth this year.
Randomize
