New discovery: doing the Helen Keller is not as attractive as I thought it would be, in reference to the sex noises.
What can i say im a girl who smells like weiners.
just walked past a girl in her cap and gown puking her brains out beside a tree. her friends were taking pictures of her.
Apparently as I was doing the walk of shame home my dad's date was on her way to hers. hoes come in all ages these days
I dunno. It's not as good as 'devourer of cocks' but I suppose few things are.
Change of plans I'm coming home and shotgunning all the beer we have.
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All the party invite said was a date and "21 to drink, 18ish to sleep over"
He thought you were kidding about me peeing on my ex...and then I was like "that was one time"
You were throwing cups at people in the basement, yelling at them to get out of your swamp.
My vagina has a heartbeat. That means I'm in love, right?
yeah I woke up in jail with two different shoes on and neither of them were mine
Check snapchat. Selfie game still on point mid vomit.
On this version of “Dean Can’t Be a Normal Fucking Human,” I told a guy I’d shove a tv up his ass. Recreationally.
Plasma, LED or OLED?
Okay so as of now, we may either be coming for one night, two nights, or not at all this weekend. It depends on Laura's toe and if I get my period. Will explain later
Randomize
