you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
we went through the mcdonalds drive through and you asked for a free sample of their fries to see how you liked them.
she's telling me all about the love triangles of her sims. you tell me how it's going.
is it still called a breakup if its your friends boyfriend that you have stopped sleeping with?
I inspected his penis with a mini flashlight to check for visible stds...he was clean
I'll wind up on his doorstep with a confused "oh you live here" expression, a feigned ankle injury and a seemingly fortunately placed bottle of tequila. I don't care what it takes: HIS MOUTH WILL BE ON MOUTH.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Call me old-fashioned, but I don't think the words, "Finger my ass" should find their way into casual conversation.
He held the beaver pelt from the fireplace over my crotch and asked his friend "she look familiar now?", he then remembered my name.
My goal this weekend is to get a number that goes with the penis I take him.
Aspirations
The night before doing drugs with your bro is like Christmas Eve that made love to thanksgiving that made love a virgin.
I can't tell if I have the Pizza Hut shits or beer shits
I need a full description of the guy I hooked up with. I don't think I ever saw his face
he seemed brazillian..
fuck.
I hurt myself, but I'm pretty sure I saved the carpet.
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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