TBS has betrayed me by telling me tyler perry is funny
I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
I told her Billy Mays couldn't convince me to sleep with her
he needs a life. he was like frothing at the mouth to cockblock you
This creepy guy was following me and i hid in the bushes. i could say i was high as an excuse but honestly it was straight up fun.
Still had my bottle opener ring on. Started to give him a hand job. LOL
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
hurry up this bar wont let me order big pitchers of beer for just myself
We could all 3 jump out of a cake in just tophats. A true marble cake.
At least you got some excitement going on, you got weed and might die tonight, I'm just sitting here bored as fuck.
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
there is glitter all over my balls
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
Is it wrong to want to use the Dark Web to buy Vyvance for legitimate purposes?
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