Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
My itunes is telling me i listened to toxic by b spears 108 times last night
i just stepped in cum. i hate you.
Thats what happens when you don't swallow.
She just asked me if her C-section scar turned me on.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Make sure you take the apple pie out of your pocket before you pass out.
Everytime the frat boy touches his bro's ass after making a cup take a drink
They sat at the bar while we waited for a table. When the hostess came to seat us, they were shitfaced, and swordfighting wth chop sticks.
Claiming territory at this party means signing a girls ass...I've got dibs on a blonde
Someone's having a good night if they're getting gummi bears and Astroglide.
People were drinking out of 26ers with straws, and somewhere someone yelled "fill me with dicks!" I'm home.
He smells like cinnamon, and what I imagine to be orgasms
I'm so hung over that I'm pretty sure I can feel the earth's rotations when I close my eyes.
Rough day
Good thing I've started drinking again
Wow this just keeps getting better, weed, shrooms, a stripper..........a gun.
Randomize
