you can still come hang out if you want
I really don't feel like watching you play video games
My boss just told me $1,000 at a six hour event wouldn't be worth her time. She makes $70k a yr. and apparently never learned multiplication.
If the pens lose tonight I'm gonna drive to Detroit and burn 8 mile to the ground.
Actually I may do that regardless. Probably get my own holiday.
hot ketchup is not a substitute for marinara
he just kept repeating that I have nice areolas
oh my god i just remembered the cat blow jobs.
I'm the only kid serving jury duty. And I'm the only one who may walk out of here in handcuffs for a warrant. I'm enabling these people to doubt America's youth once again.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
Thats why you have fulfilling relationships with nice girls and i have kinky sex with crazies
Just woke up from a dream where you lived in a gingerbread house on a snowy cliff by the sea. The dolphins were swimming away from a giant dust storm. You REALLY ought to smoke this before bed tonight.
You were telling the cab driver that you believe in him and just to follow his dreams
It was almost as bad as the time I peed on the floor of the Pentagon's subway station.
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
is there any kind of "im boning my neighbor and he happens to be a manager at walmart" discount that our new relationship entitles me to??
Well its official, I'm into significantly freakier sex than even I thought possible.
Randomize
