Uggggg i want to leave and get bombed over baghdad
You know, as long as there were ice cream breaks, I would totally eat chips for a living.
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
so far we have 6 big wheels and 10 boxes of wine for the tour de franzia. team drunkslut is favored to win the yellow jersey.
Our neighbors just passed us a blunt from their deck, and are hooking us up.
I just baked them cookies. We're friends now.
Apparently I'm not allowed to call at 3am anymore and ask to speak to all his siblings. I was just trying to get to know the family
I don't want a baby! I JUST WANT AN ORGASM THAT ISN'T SELF INFLICTED.
He played with my boobs the whole time we watched Scott Pilgrim and then started invited others to play with them too. It reminded me of how my mom gives out my french fries without asking.
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
What happened after I vommed in your shirt that I was wearing and threw it out the window on the highway?
Monday funday. I brushed my teeth with antibacterial soap. hangover I did not have.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
I just want someone to put their head on my boobs and laugh at my jokes ....
we had to follow your trail of clothes to find you.......
You seem like the type to go to a craft sale baked out of your mind. I like you.
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