So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
she has tattoo'd to her hips "grip here" this is why they made spring break
Im drunk and they're making me play quiet game. Im scared. Baptists are here
you wanted the guy to gift wrap the condoms
You weren't just peeing. You were like grinding on it. And you tried to pee in the washing machine first.
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I also witnessed that same parrot perched on the head of a man grinding with a girl.
Interesting. As a girl I don't know how okay I would be with that.
She seemed pretty into it.
I walked by the two of them and mouthed "fuck me" based on there reaction I think they just came in their pants
In light of this week's heat-wave, we are having a house vote tonight on the temporary suspension of the "no smoking indoors" clause. Please bring your voting cards to the living room at 6:30pm
Point of Clarification: by "voting card" we mean a full beer and/or shots
I was giving him a handjob in the woods and a family walked by
My lighter is stuck in my beard.
I'm sitting here with a heating pad and a fan on me eating snow caps off of my boobs
I'm basically cruising around listening to 90's gangsta rap with my meatball sub telling people to go fuck themselves
Be there in a sec. We have to stop at Target to buy her underwear first.
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