Leaving terminator. dude in front of us leaving was wearing a baggy micael vick jersey, cargo shorts and brown crocs. God I hate people.
I seriously love my fucking boobs. They are so boobs.
My cousin just told me i smelled good. She must like the smell of cum.
whore
I vaguely remember telling people they were not trash cans
Don't remember much from last night, but I recall slipping you the tounge. For that I apologize
she was eating donuts out of the garbage. enough said.
She is just riding on my slutty coat tails.
Do you think drinking vodka, rum and sourpuss out of a water bottle, in a class that isn't even mine rude?
Fell down the metal stairs and some guy tried to fight me after you left. I fell asleep with cadbury eggs in my mouth too.
I don't even know man. I was to busy having beer showered on me and grabbing some balls
I'VE CAME 4 TIMES TODAY. I AM AS DRY AS THE SAHARA, STOP YOUR WHINING.
They're having lesbian sex while I play super mario world. I hope they like the music
Hey, I told her the bathroom was a "No fly zone" after I used it. She willingly allowed her nose to go through that pain. It's her fault, she only supplied me with vodka when she knows I only drink rum.
My cardio is walking around the office looking for free food.
Turns out the guy I did all that coke with the other night is a cop
We're dating now
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