I am I'm going to have heart failure he's peed on my life.
16 and pregnant actually makes me really happy that i'm gay
Did you see the soccer ref give that girl the red card as she was being kicked out of the party?
idk if ive ever seen a picture of him on facebook with his pants on
Just made a coke joke and literally drooled on myself. How do we feel about pavlov's theory of conditioning now?
I just remembered I opened the taxi door when I was at a red light last night and puked. And then when I was done I closed the door and told him he may proceed with caution.
He did not want a thank you for helping me move in bj. I don't know how to thank him now.
I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
NEW RULE: can't hook up with more than 50% of the groomsmen in wedding party or it becomes wrong kind of weird. NUMBERS GAME.
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
Posh spice and Baby spice both in one night. Fantasy complete. God bless halloween.
Everyone was in jail by 10:30. I'd say it was a successful bachelor party.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
My liver can't handle being unemployed!
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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