I'm surprised I didn't puke tonight
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
If there was a creeper hall of fame you and me would be the first two inductees
I just saw two girls throwing up in the bathroom. they were high-fiving under the stall...
We were squawking at each other for over an hour like chickens. Literally. Never touching the stuff again and never again showing my face at that Denny's.
This is the 4th time we've hooked up, and this morning we woke up, he got out of bed and left. Left me alone in his apartment with 3 of his friends. Without even a word. Why do i like this guy?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I shit you not ... they just advertised a recruiting service for strippers at this concert.
You need to come back and help me drink our beer so the fridge has room for the other beers
The least you could do is send me some gibberish so I know you're alive.
Fuhga
Thank you.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
Halfway through missionary I realized I was partially laying on his sleeping dog and idk that just kinda ruined it for me sooo
I bet your mom's never met a girl who's thrown up at the presidential inauguration before though.
Fuck you bitch. You're married. You got a live-in dick at home for your needs. I still gotta surf this shitty town's bars for cock
His nipple licking is glorious
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