so we were having anal, both very very drunk when he started shouting his roomates name
These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
Pillow talk just revealed that he originally thought I was 16.
Seriously... Things should be way more awkward... The entire female half of the bridal party INCLUDING THE BRIDE blew me in high school....
A guy just washed his hands in the toilet. No joke
At one point I was waiting in line for the port o potties and a storm trooper came out of one and sprayed me in the face with a water gun
Like that actually happened I wasn't hallucinating
And thanks to you I'm pretty sure I'm banned from every qdoba in south carolina. And cab company
Yea it's also hard to turn down a man asking you out with a chicken sandwich.
My vagina needs a break, I had to ice it with a beer bottle last night.
When dealing with embarassing medical issues, don't you want your brother's wife to be the one fishing around up your ass?
I was playing 'If You Had To Fuck One or Die' with the old composite pictures with a guy in the bathroom line. They were all pretty ugly so I go "You can tell this is a lower tier frat"......turns out the guy was a brother
Ehh, the third backed out. Two still isn't bad. Who gets a bootycall to pick them up from a bootycall's house anyways? Only me.
Throwing my sister a bisexual bachelorette party was the best idea ever. I made out with both strippers and the hot bartender promised to "gay marry" me if I take him as my date to the wedding.
Abby there's no shame in reading porn. It takes more work than watching I suppose
There's even glitter on my cock...
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