And this is weird.. I feel slightly less depressed after shitting myself.
He fucked volume into my hair. It was amazing.
I mean Grimace is basically just a big piece of purple shit and he is loved way more than the hamburglar just to put it into perspective
Sat in the shower and reenacted the "Wiggle your big toe" scene from Kill Bill. THAT hungover.
so far I've only met her once and hung out one other time. Up to 5 BJs already. That's serious efficiency.
You can jump from the roof to the pool. Trust me. I have done this before.
you texted him "it's time for the no pants dance", please get your tubes tied.
I dont know how I should feel about you making a 37 year old come visit you and then making him do the walk of shame from your dorm room...through campus
just pleasured myself to USA hockey beating Russia in the shoot out. god bless America.
You were sitting in a chair and you said "I just feel like a little fishy, floooooating through the ocean, so pretty"
You don't have issues. You're a consenting adult having sex at work. Go you.
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
I'm not strong. I'm hormonal, sad, lonely, and trying to get laid via tinder
We couldnt find you anywhere and when you finally answered your phone all you said was "im safe"
Dude, what the hell where you thinking last night
Welllllll basically they were like "challenge" and I was like "accepted"
Randomize
