Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
just tried googling 24 hr taco bell and when i typed "24 hour" it autocompleted with fitness. buzzzz killllll
I dunno. Last time I went there I had got sexually propositioned by a Belgian prince.
I'm high and craving hash browns from McDonalds. Please pick me up. I also would like a hug and a supportive pat on the back when you get here. Thanks.
Its two in the afternoon. McDonalds don't sell hash browns at 2 in the afternoon. Whore. The hug I can provide however.
I should work for the FBI. Or planned parenthood.
That's quite a broad spectrum. What did you do?
You may now shotgun with the bride
she got the mcdonald's logo tattooed on her ass. sober. yesterday at noon.
I'm crying and shaving my Bronco playoff beard
Your uterus is safe from my father's misconstrued prophecies.
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
I came home with 30lbs of BBQ last night. I can't pick up women in a bar but I sure can pick up leftovers from a corporate party.
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
Since when do my one night stands start sending you friend requests?
U sent me lyrics to wind beneath my wings
My liver misses your liver
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