That's your vagina. No one goes out and burns it
Dude. Fucked her last night. Fucked her this morning. went downstairs for water. took 18 pack of Coors Light instead and took it back to my gf's. Got a blow job from her. Drinking the beer on my deck now. Best Day ever.
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
all they had in the fridge was rum and filled water balloons
Watching that soccer game was like getting kicked in the crotch for an hour and half and then coming right at the end.
I like how the only thing you spelled correctly is "i'm tequila"
i like him when i'm sober AND when i'm drunk.i've been searching for this my whole life
How was me telling you it's my mom's birthday a go-ahead to bang my sister???
This may be hard to believe, but that wasn't the first time I was fingered under a snuggie
It's not
When I take mushrooms I can feel your presence down there. I can feel where Africa is too.
I woke up and he was just feeling up my stomach. I felt like buddha and he was rubbing my belly for good luck. never again.
Some guy I've never met before just came outside and started rolling a blunt on our fence and passed it around to all six of us. At eight in the morning. Today's gonna be weird.
what is considered shitting yourself?
Like my underwear wasn't soiled, but there was definitely a departure from my asshole.
hahahaha classic. this is why you are going to a college with a hospital right next to it
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
