Just got yelled at by a priest...again.
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
I only have two playlists on my iPod. One for when im getting drunk, one for when I'm getting high. Is this something to be worried about?
I no longer question where these bruises come from... between the strip pole in the living room, the slipnslide in the hallway and our constant level of intoxication I will always be bruised...
at that time a 4 pound meatball stuffed with pizza rolls seemed more important than bailing you out of jail.... sorry.
I really wasn't that bad. I thought I was pretty tame.
When Anthony passed out you poured vodka on his face
She made me take my shoes off outside her room but she didn't make me wear a condom. I am confused.
That's the last time you suggest we can get our tab wiped by out-drinking the bartender.
It was my card, so what do you care that you lost?
Is your card paying for my plan b?
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
The best part of the night was you shouting "I have to take the LSAT tomorrow" between shots of fireball.
But forealz I'm gonna need a solid 52 orgasms so hydrate.
She just started crying. With my dick still inside her. Something about her grandpa.
I just need to find someone whose kink is financial submission.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
fuck st louis. fuck their hockey. fuck their basball. fuck their football if they still got it. fuck their tiddlywinks teamm. fuck their ribs. fuck their entire city. what im trying to say is i dont like st louis
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