New rule: no balls on the kitchen counter.
he made me salute his american flag boxers before i took them off
i could't wear that belt anymore, it was gonna make me keep shitting for the rest of the night
I just beat off to a cartoon porn video. what has my life come to
aw he's cute...not in a i wanna rip his clothes off way more of a put him in my pocket and keep him as a pet
And occasionally lick whipped cream off them abs
Exactly.
You said eat breakfast. So i poured Baileys on top of m&m's. It taste just like like cereal I swear.
Something's wrong. Everything's on fire. Unless it was like that before. Then everything's alright.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Highlight of the night: paying my cell phone bill at the bar... I need to get laid.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I am actually offended he hasn't asked me to sleep with him yet to get better grades...I wanted the whole college experience.
I told him I wanted to fuck him and he hasn't texted me back in 4 days...am I missing something
Like he was cock blocking and it usually takes ten cocks to block this cock
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