so heres a good story. about 6 hrs ago i took a bath with bruce blasting. and 6 hrs later i woke up still in my bathtub but in cold water
I wish I could tape me & him having sex. Not for pornographic reasons, just for comic relief.
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
Guess who just got out of a ticket because the cop liked her costume? THIS GIRL.
Since the world is still here you can go ahead and disregard those pictures I sent
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
Signs of a stoner: trying everything in your fridge topped with peanut butter to seek satisfaction.
Well I mean he still had sex with me after I told him that I play fetch with the kids I take care of, so I'm not really looking too far ahead with him...
Tom just texted me he's Tindering from his hospital bed while they're running heart tests on him.
That's dedication to the game.
On the other hand, this could be a new level of shame for me.
I'm going to need to invest in some knee pads if I keep having nights like tonight
OMFG. JUST WALKED IN ON A DUDE JERKING IT IN THE MCDONALDS BATHROOM
Stall or urinal?
like I'd leave you in a situation like that..pfft. what kinda friend do you think I am?
...a stoned one.
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