I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Be honest with Daniel. He was a good rebound to you for nine months and he made it so you could be with the one you really love and care for now. Just tell him thanks and best of luck.
My walk of shame got a new perspective when I walked into his livingroom and found his roommate fucking some chick on the coffee table.
he was gone before i woke up. left a pee stain, phone number, note and $20 for sheets. safe to say i will not be calling.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
my boss just accepted "because it's 4/20" as a legitimate reason to take Friday off
trying to figure out what happened last night by looking around the apartment.
naked man under the piano. THE PLOT THICKENS.
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
As the cops are taking us away I see the strippers taking our DD backstage.
found $100 my ex got arrested and I can receive free health insurance I gotta tell ya 2014 is really going to be my year
took shots off of a myriad of fake boobs last night. It was glorious.
I feel like dick that good should always be within a five kilometre radius of me.
I'm ne vrr drinkjng againnnnnnnn dforeal.
Randomize
