singing on the bus should be illegal
huh?
There's a group of like 8 white people in the back of the bus harmonizing to sugar we're going down
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
My gift to the freshman: I made an illegal stop, rolled out and dropped to my hands and knees and puked in front of the south campus dorms and about 20 families. Welcome to OSU
we ran out of cups so i finished the night drinking out of a paint can.
Being the only sober one.. I had to feed you guys doritos. You kept licking my fingers.
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
Just so we're clear. I'm still making jello shots and bringing them to the bar in my purse. I don't care if its half off margaritas. Don't want anyone thirsty
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Its like her house is inhabited by 50 year old lesbian water color artists with a throw pillow fetish
I have a lot of questions this morning, most of them start with "Did I..."
You know it was one hell of a night when you need to use your own thong to wipe cum off your face.
Underoos and an IDGAF attitude: all you need to successfully win at life
(Underoos optional)
I'm just drunk enough to be eating egg rolls on the toilet
I realize ur driving andwont read this til u stop, but I'm sleeping in the bed of the pickup. Please don't hit a deer.
Question: the touchscreen on my phone randomly quit working, do you think this could be a latent reaction from me peeing on my phone last weekend?
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