i was concerned by what you said you would do for a snickers. It wasn't even a Klondike bar.
I slept with some guy because he drew a dinosaur on my arm
woke up this morning to find the entire staircase covered in marinara sauce, with my roommate practically sobbing and scrubbing the wall with carpet cleaner.
you said you couldnt let go of the fence because your hand was molding to it.
I think I actually have rug burn on my eye.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
So I put a beer on your bed and jumped on th3 other side of the bed like in the commercials. You my good sir, owe me a budweiser that your bed drank.
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
no we have a special triathlon I'm entering us in. drinking, fucking, and sleeping. I think we have a good shot.
I'll only sleep there if we can bone on your balcony.
Why does fireball set life on fire? Your insides, your head, your behavior...
Waiting on the notification from my fitness pal that tells me I'm an alcoholic
I dont even know what happened i just remember waking up with beer cans outlining my body...
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