1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
I wish my dick could take responsibilities for his own actions
I have "you made mistakes last night" written alllll over me.
Don't judge me. He's really sexy for a 17 year old. We made nasty in the womens bathroom at the beach. Don't worry. I wore sandals in there.
None of that is ok.
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
there are chunks of pepperoni under the sheets. can you be here in 10? breakfast in bed?
I was talking about you wanting my dick, but that works too
All is fair in love and war and toga parties
Maybe. I want to have sex at the fire station, most likely on one of the trucks. I wonder if I can finagle that before I tire of the spelling and grammatical errors in his texts.
Just when I decided to go get a taco and a blunt cake it starts raining. Coincidence? or divine intervention?
We are actually the same person except with opposite genitalia, which are both incredible.
Ultimate fat girl moment: I promised him my mouth for the night if he bought me a funnel cake..
have no fear, swaggie olivia is here to bring glorious gifts and horse dick to children
Em I need to know if his cum tastes like vodka. Report back.
the cops drove by and you were on your back in the middle of the side walk with your arms and legs in the air yelling that you were a dead bug .
Randomize
