Why are you such a perv today?
This is a lot to handle
Oh shh
I'm kidding you prude take a joke
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
she gave me one of her senior pics and told me specifically to give it to you. In other words she still wants to suck your dick.
He gave me a 420 gift that consisted of a dime bag, a philly cheesestake, and a Pepsi that was still cold. If he ever wants a free bj, I got him.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
and she was grinding on the wall, purring at guys she liked at the pregame...
she fucked me tho cuz it was her cat's birthday. As soon as we were done she just says "ahhh tequila tuesdays"
making out was so insane. it felt like our tongues were paintbrushes made of waves and we were painting an ocean galazy
I can't tell you what you just drank, that would ruin the point of Mystery Monday.
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
It's like shitshowville, population: those girls.
I got you a "sorry you think I'm pregnant" present
god dammit I AM NO LONGER PUTTING UP WITH YOUR HETEROSEXUALITY I QUIT
that is very illegal...i love you.
We got high, had sex, and watched retro scooby doo shows. Best friends with benefits yet.
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