Well, ive pounded a baby into a stripper and a girl who was on jerry springer, a 16 year old is logically next.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
Let's review the facts-we're bored, we have a ton of beer, and we live 5 minutes from the zoo. This equation is easily solvable
Im about to have a threesome, Ill pay you twenty bucks to go clean my room. Just throw it all in the closet.
I seriously told a stripper I would hold her hand when she goes to get ass implants.
We're gona eat taco bell and then take exlax and see who can hold it in the longest. Loser has to pay for drinks all weekend. You in?
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
Haha. Last winter I went through this phase where id go to the bars with my own giant goblet and demand to be served white wine and red bull hah
Who spent today in nothing but a vajazzle and candy thong? SORRY NOT SORRY
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
They are doing the auction. One of the items in the auction is a grenade launcher.
Shaving your bikini line at 11 at night in the Walmart bathroom feels trashy no matter why you're doing it.
I can see your house from here
Get off of his fucking roof
well it was great until i saw his anime body pillow
We played wedding bingo. I made out with the maid of honor and fucked one of the bride’s sorority sisters. But I needed to get with the groom’s cousin, a mother-in-law to be, or the wedding planner to win and I came up short.
Randomize
