woke up and she was making me crepes. definitely not the last time i fuck a culinary student
so the last visual we have of him for the next 87 weeks is him outside on the ground rolling around yelling I HATE BLOWJOBS
he needs to hurry and make his mind up... i mean i can't keep getting peed on by a guy who isn't even my boyfriend
I'm sorry i ruined our friendship with a boner
I'm so in the Halloween spirit, I zombified my all of my nudes on my phone. Tell me this isn't creative.
No worries. It'll grow back. I mean, hey, my eyebrows grew back after he shaved them off. So it's all good.
theres pictures of him knuckle deep in her, both of them thumbs up and cheesin. someone should take her kid away
Member that time when we got super drunk and had fun and fell in love
I remember it like it was tomorrow.
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
I just rolled over in bed and felt a bump. Turns out it was a lil nug. Talk about being princess and the weed.
Happy cinco de mayo!! Puke filled sombrero in the lawn needs to be picked up and whos never punched my fence boards in half needs to replace those by the way the owner of those panties (see attached photo) anytime you wanna cum over;-) hiii!
He wouldn't stop calling me so I sent him a text saying "I'm dead. Dead. Leave me alone." And he replied with "so can I see you then?"
... drunk me broke the coffee table?
STOP TALKING ABOUT YOURSELF IN THE THIRD PERSON. YOU DID THE THING.
Swear on my life the dude next to us just ordered a pizza and I will fight to the death for a slice
I just wanna go home jackoff, eat chicken fingers, drink beer, play halo and go to bed. I'm sick of this shitty school, the shitty kids and having to fucking teach them.
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