Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
I just wasted my iTunes Gift Card on a season pass for Hannah Montana. Bad decision?
I just jerked off and used a stopwatch to track my results. Pretty depressing on multiple fronts.
i'd be lying to you if i said i didn't just bring up microsoft excel to make an alcohol budget
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
I hope he didn't notice that my shirt was inside out when I told him I didn't have sex with the guy. Kind of a dead giveaway.
ur not supposed to find someone to make out with when ur bf takes u to his SISTERS house to hang out with her and her husband
Omg. I felt like a crazed animal last night. My lesbian instincts burned a hole in my panties.
I like to take my ritalin one pill at a time with each pill spaced out a couple minutes so I feel like I'm going super saiyan when they kick in.
I just called the on campus pharmacy and asked the pharmacist to tell me how each one of my medications will react with "excess alcohol consumption". And I'm not even ashamed...I've reached a new low.
We smoked a blunt in a stall where a drag queen was fucking a bartender in the ass. So theres gonna be a second date :)
Do you think I need to report to HR that the intern and I had butt sex?
A guy just picked up ur brother and carfied him away singing and im slight concern
I have found random beers stashed in my purse and microwave... Apparently I thought 2015 was gonna have a beer shortage
I stole a block of cheese from the party last night and put it in my purse but I got so drunk that I left my purse on the floor and my dog ate it.
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