i just walked by a road side game of beer pong? it's gonna be a long day
cant help it. i get a boner every time that shake weight infomercial comes on
i just identified you from a description of your pipe
the liquor store owner came out from behind the counter and kissed my cheek when he saw that i am back for fall semester
yeah, and when i walked in on them fucking he said "go away, i'm making sons."
If I believed in "responsibility" and "having limits", I would probably say I consumed too much alcohol in the last 48 hours
I left my coke in the bird nest in the bathroom stall last night but I found it nest and all in my purse I love morning suprises
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
your body is your temple. do you really want a bunch of dicks in your temple?
Fucking in bar bathrooms doesn't count as "rushing things"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
Tequilla is a sneaky bitch ninja that doesn't kick in until you least expect it. Then BAM! You're peeing in unconventional places.
I've been on the cocaine and semen diet for the last 24 hours, lunch sounds great.
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