It's like sexual therapy. We hooked up. And now were talking about our recent breakups.
Emoooo
Turns out I'm like the Wayne Gretzky of hiding cum. Who knew?
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
and she said "My body is an orphanage, I take everybody in"...
I just almost got out my car and drop kicked this one chick over parking. Welcome to the first day of spring semester.
Just walked by a yard full of girls wearing bikinis. I did my best to stare.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
You can't call dibs 8 years later.
DUDE EDDIE MURPHY JUST DID A BODY SHOT OFF A HOOKER. IM NEVER COMING HOME
they call him the transporter because he'll be your designated driver in exchange for sufficient weed or sex.\n
what about money
no - he has a code he lives by
You're obviously not trying hard enough. GET LAID. Kittens die for less.
Touche salesman.
I had to rub one out before the Shabbat dinner in case I find a nice Jewish girl to fuck me in the bathroom.
Your mother would be so proud
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
Yeah I know my dick is weird, but I've surprisingly had a lot of fun with it.
I can't really feel a difference, so essentially I paid 60 bucks to bedazzle my vag.
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