So she puts out... but it wasn't worth it
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
he kept bringing up different times we had sex and i wouldnt say anything back. i would never confirm nor deny the situation...like a politician ya kno
I'm covered in salsa and facewash. I think I'm doing something wrong over here.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Last awkward moment of 2011: your ex gf grinding on me in front of her husband.
I'd rather just be alone, than deal with this bullshit. I just want to be alone. Cats and vibrators never let you down.
Also I think I'm starting to get calluses on my hands from my level of sexual activity
But seriously, I hug most of my drug dealers.
She knocked me and my drink to the ground with her ass. I have never been mad at someone for having a glorious booty.
He must be a special kind of stupid to cheat on a women who works at a funeral home. Does he not understand you can get rid of dead bodies easier than most Americans?
I'm sitting in Madison square park surrounded by children thanking god I took emergency contraception
Dude someone puked in a bowl n put it in the fridge. I thought it was salsa! Who does that?
I think I may have gotten way too used to using my boobs as an extra hand/pocket...almost stabbed myself in the chin bc I forgot I put my fork there
Stupid Covid-19
The universal cock block of this decade
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