holy crap !! There is a MIDGET FAMILY in one of my rooms today !
How much trouble would you get into if you were to stomp down the hallway while loudly saying 'Fe Fi Fo Fum...'
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
That chick needs a catscan. And fuck it, we're still ordering in a stripper
you were upstairs in your room looking out your window and saw him puking in your bushes outside. you then proceeded to open the window and sing Come To My Window
How bad is it that I'm banned from all of your family functions due to sleeping w/ both your brother and sister and they both hate me for pursing a relationship with either of them.
you passed out while setting up your phones timer to time how long it would take before you to passed out.
Dude I sat in the corner of the party bobbing my head and singing danger zone
Then years and years after that I will send you a picture of my warped vagina from all the kids that I had.
my vagina is like this close to growling at me and leading me onto the nearest dance floor
make it buy you a drink first
i was on the fire escape while he ate me out for a while before i realized he had shut the door behind us and locked us out and i proceeded to climb down the stairs and climb back into the party through the window.
i can only hope to be on your level one day.
I woke up this morning with a tampon in my nose and food EVERYWHERE...
I got custody of our girlfriend in the breakup.
Correction: *I* watched JoJo's Bizarre adventure while he snored asleep on me cock still fully inside me.
no, it was more of an i-don't-think-he-even-knows-what-a-clitoris-is, bad.
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