arkansas has a gas station called kum and go....story of my life
He told me he had never done that before...I responded with "clearly"
Buying beer for freshmen. No matter what they ask for, I'm getting them Colt 45.
I developed a drinking game for WoW. Everytime I die, I take a shot.
Please get laid.
Who topped off the "random beer mix" beer bong with a pinch of pepper?? All you could taste was busch and pepper...
Drunk me thinks I can light up a cig anywhere, sober me finds this hilarious and highly irresponsible. The grocery store is not a bar.
Not sure. No solid plans. Just tanning nude.
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
She just pored wine down the turkeys hole and said that she christened it like the whore that it is...happy thanksgiving.
I was ok with it until you started yelling " just the tip!" I know she's you gf but don't backseat drive the three-way.
weekly advice from mom, "Drink vodka, it las hess calories"
Eh. Fuck him. He's missing out. I'm legit naked and drinking straight from the bottle of wine.
I'm sexting at my family's 4th of July BBQ and I feel no shame....
My fuck buddy just proposed... Correct me if I'm wrong, but doesn't that completely defeat the purpose of FRIENDS with benefits?
Now you can be friends with Insurance Benefits.
FYI - Don’t go in the downstairs bathroom. Ryan is passed out naked on the floor with a raging hard on.
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