I want to come over to your house, give you money for liquor, fuck you, and then kick it untill I have to go home. Was that blatent enough for you?
hey babe thanks for tonight, it was fun.
to be honest, i wanna fuck your friend.
my iphone just auto-corrected drink to drnknghhhg...
my FASA form asked what i spent the majority of my 08 earnings on, im tempted to put "booze, blow, & blunts"
She is a social worker. An actual good person trying to save the world. I feel like every time I give her an orgasm God wipes a little smudge off of my shit list.
I need a leash, or some shame. Maybe.
No Robbie is the name of a kid or dog, not an adult man who's fucking you.
hot boxing the bathroom at chili's. where the fuck are you, it's too big of a box for just one person.
i would like you to please flash back to us blacked out in the bathroom when you told me i needed to take one for the team and have a threesome with you and jon to help your relationship. you then told me you had no issue putting ghb in my drink to make it happen.
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
So bored. I think I've expelled every last gram of jizz from my body.
somehow attending a funeral viewing turned into me snorting cocaine in the bathroom and drawing ninja turtles for children
2 six inch heels, 3 big sangrias, no broken legs
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
Dick is dick. I’m not turning it down because he’s younger than me. Covid has been a real cockblock and I’m a woman with needs
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