I need like a "Cookong High for Idiots" book. Or a car.
I think the secretary can hear it when I fart in the bathroom, how do you think she feels about that?
so I got guilt tripped into giving her a new years kiss, and she proceeded to try and eat my face while mounting me. when you give a mouse a cookie...
my whole body is tingling just thinking about the orgasm hes going to give me
I don't think you have the libido for two women at the same time
I think you underestimate the amount of time spent masturbating
Today I learned you can't titshake with a corset on.
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
We were driving to the party as he was giving me key bumps.. That's what I call team work
I assume you will show your seat mates your vibrating cock ring.
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
This would be a good time for the don't get drunk and bang a married chick pep talk...
I broke down outside of an all boys correctional facility
well if that's not a gay porn waiting to happen, i dont know what is...
I saw it and almost just was like "Ice breaker: your penis is massive" but I didn't.
Once he bit me I drew the fucking line.
It was like I was gay for pay but except being gay I became straight and instead of for pay it was for coke.
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