Dub. In the bra. Dub in the bra.
Running into every girl no one would hook up with here at rick's. Typical.
Youre a pretentious asshole and im not sure who you think you are. Get the hell over yourself and the self righteous culture snob image because its pretty obnoxious.
Crown is evil. It plays hide and seek with my morals
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
I am planning my day around naps and lesbians.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
that ring i bought was worth the 6 bucks. wore it to the bar, told some girl i was recently divorced and wasnt ready to take it off. just got laid. THRICE.
Under no circumstances is it ok to do naked cartwheels in front of anyone. i don't care how much ecstasy you took
Is it possible to just pretend that everything we did after grilling up your goldfish didn't happen?
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
Last night I had sex with one of the groomsmen I was in the wedding with. In a stairwell. 13 years my senior. Thinking I should retire from the bridesmaid gig.
she just nodded and said "yeah, I'd fuck him for a reese's peanut butter cup". it's so nice to know I'm not the biggest whore living here
Ryan Reynolds is on sesame street right now. Dressed as a letter A but still sexy as fuck. PBS is so considerate of the stay at home mom.
best way to lose double chin? blow jobs. I am fucking hurting.
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