He introduced her to the DMA meeting by saying: in the past few years i've never seen someone work so hard for so little success
so evidently yelling "gay" everytime your bf tells you how he feels is cause for breakup. news to me
There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! I saw hookers! Live in the flesh!
how the FUCK am I supposed to macarena while doubble fisting?
i knew he was a douchebag when his facebook activities were "ladeis," and "gettin crunk wit ladeis"
Just got my econometrics book in the mail and started flipping through it. Our Thursday parties may turn into u convincing me not to kill myself.
i just got yelled at for having sex. this sorority thing is worst than being at home. at least at home they think im still a virgin
Im pretty sure you told the waiter at Dennys last night to take your pants off or show a nipple.
No. I want him to marry me so we can spend our lives together. I also want a to-scale model of his genitals to mount above my fireplace
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
I just baptized you in budweriser and you were cool with it
I just found glitter glue on my jesus bracelet...am I really that gay?
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