And now his mom knows I was dipping my pen in company ink
I'm pretty sure that he just gave me the ginger disease
Her name starts with A and ends with whore.
Thursdays are my worst days
but now we sippin champagne when we thirstay?
You should have seen her outfit yesterday. It was like pretty woman before Richard Gere gave her money to buy a new outfit.
she peed on how many people?
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
some bitch filled my sink with salsa.
Her mom is home on her lunch break. Guess who's hiding In the Closet?
I went to the bar saying i wasn't going to drink that much. I forgot sobriety might as well be some mythical creature when you're with Holleey
Pornhub is still operational. Therefore, the world has NOT come to an end in the blizzard!
They said you went back in for 30 minutes and were walking with your arms out like an eagle soaring
I got my period during my acid trip. It was weird.
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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