What should our trivia night team be named?
Define Statutory
happy early fathers day!!!
im not a father
about that...
Marriage: a sacred union between one man and one woman, and another woman in Argentina.
Apparently he doesn't remember leaving the bar
If I spent $100 at the bar and didn't get laid I wouldn't want to remember anything either
I wish I was that guy from the miller light commercials so I could walk into parties and take peoples beer without getting yelled at
he had to fake a sneeze attack to hide the fact he came in 15 seconds?!
so its atleast an 8 for creativity.
Acid flashbacks - fact or fiction? Have been seeing a surprising amount of sparkly shit this afternoon...
THEY WONT LEYT ME IN AND I REALLY NEED SOME FRUIT
you said you wanted to feel how much my penis weighed for educational purposes
Just got a blow job while taking my online quiz. How is life in the dorms treating you?
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
If I could sit on this toilet forever I would totally do that right now
I made a bong out of my deodorant today. Did you?
Ok sry I left that ambiguous......did you want contact solution or fellatio?
You mom sent me some article linking anal sex, damaged prostates and sterility. Does she still think your gonna go straight and have kids one day?
Randomize
