Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
I'm pretty sure there's seven mailboxes in the bathtub...
It's a Lindsey's Going to Jail Theme party.
thinking back, the fact that our bartender was missing a finger shouldve been hint number one not to let him pick our drinks
we took shots then she made me eat a dill pickle with cream cheese wrapped in a piece of turkey.
We're playing fucking games. GAMES. THIS IS BULL SHIT. IM GOING TO THROW UP ON THE BABIES AND LEAVE.
Ye. Looking like it's about to be one of those mythical responsible weekends
Going through Bojangles drive thru chanting "KFC" hammered at 8:00 was the highlight.
Just chugged a Bloody Mary in 60 seconds flat. New personal best! Happy Sunday!
I had sex with him for the first time drunk, dressed in a toddler overall tutu costume, at 2pm. Horrible start.
I had a dream last night that Sam and Dean had to get rid of a murderous ghost haunting an elf on the shelf. I think I'm ready for Christmas to be over.
Painted a stripper an elf costume. Her coworkers liked it. Now in a room full of naked strippers.
Damn that sucks I haven't needed pants the whole time i've been here
long story short... we may or may not have lost your car.
I'll be coming off of 7 days of not drinking. No horse tranqs either. I haven't been this sober since I was in the womb
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