I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
you lied vaginas dont taste like gold fish!
noo i said youre golden if her vagina tastes like fish!
you asked the guy at 7-11 if he remembered when you came in and threw news paper every where... then you did it again
i can hardly tell the difference between falling asleep and passing out anymore
she laid there and continued moaning loudly for like 10 minutes after we were done, just so that her mom would be jealous
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
She carried my bag of puke down the aisle and the flight attendant wouldn't move the beverage cart so she put the puke bag in the flight attendant's face and said "I have a bag of sickness!" I've never seen a cart move that fast.
My tits, and hanging out behind a hotel eating pizza.
Mike found the condom wrapper on the washing machine and looked at me and said "Magnum? NICE girl. Get that nut!" then proceeded to puke in a cup
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
I have a hickey in my new work ID photo.....
Uber driver has left leg up on the dash and turn signal on for about a mile, there's Chipotle wrappers on the floor, but she's hot. 5 stars.
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
I legit measured his penis against my chapstick and it was too close to call. So that was my night.
How much of a thot would I be if I put this pic up? On a scale of thot-ish to Queen of Thotlandia
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