I was hooking up with him in my car, he wouldn't stop with my nipples, I had to literally beat him off of me. He kept groaning too while he was doing it. Sick.
Mommy issues
i just walked downstairs to find my brother wearing a crossingguards vest and boxers. when i asked him where he got it he just looked at me, smiled, and kept feeding the dog yogurt
I'm considering telling her about my dream where I made a sex tape with her boyfriend. you know to test our friendship
I can do it, this is my punishment and I will accept it, plus id like to see the look on peoples faces when I throw up on them
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
you know you're a senior when your friends are at the bar before you even get out of class
why the fuck would you go to class? it's karaoke wednesday.
Hot Italian guy literally came into my logic class just to get my number to study with me and left. America.
His flight is delayed. Mother Nature is delaying me from sex.
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
She just sent me a message. It's a poem, about eternal love, that she wrote, about us. Just because I took her home two nights - doesn't mean it's eternal love.
He's pretending to be my boyfriend so that my family won't bother us when we sneak off to smoke weed
Uhh I just had to break up with a guy who I didn't even know I was dating...
I woke up with a black eye and a buttplug...not sure I really want to know what happened.
just so you know. the medical term for period cramps is mettelschmerz.
glad to know something that causes such misery in my life has such a laughable name.
She flirted with a pilot and a frat boy at the airport in Vegas and told our bartender his mask matched her panties so yeah I’d say she’s rebounding from the divorce
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