We did however see an 87 year old guy die and get resuscitated last night at the bar. He then finished his beer and his game of pool.
Gave a homeless guy 3 bucks earlier. Just saw him at the bar. He bought one beer and left. Happy to see my 3 dollars was well spent
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I feel like this is the moment of high where you have to write these texts down to remember to text them and feel that somehow this is important to the continuity of the world.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I feel like I should pray to the god of Febreze, because it is like it washes away the smell of all my sins from the bed
Well when I got home you were sitting at the table eating cold, leftover taco meat. I'd say you were pretty far gone by that time.
You're too young to have this sort of Grizzled Old Drunk In Roadside Bar wisdom.
I love getting kicked out of places. Its like winning a little league game
I DONT HAVE A FUCKING JOB RIGHT NOW. DO YOU THINK I HAVE TIME TO WASTE GOING BACK AND FORTH WITH SOMEONE WHOS LYING, ABOUT LYING, AND JUST BEING A LIAR? HONESTLY, YES I DO HAVE TIME. BUT I HAVE A FUCKING LOT BETTER THINGS I COULD BE WASTING MY TIME DOING. LIKE ORGANIZING MY POKEMON CARD COLLECTION.
You probably shouldn't do that...but if you do take pictures
Want ramen today?
I need a salad
SALAD DOESNT WARM YOUR HEART AND BELLY
Do you ever just want to be mashed potatoes?
Don't ask but i need a priest, a calzone, a litre of gravy, and exactly 7 oreos
And a bag of nachos
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