I'm not a mortal combat character
but my vagina is
i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
69 |D_O
wtf does that mean??
it's a very specialized emoticon, means 'i heard you fucking some dude through my bedroom wall last night and so i listened intently"
if i were reduced to my simplest elements, i would be jizz and glitter.
Had to make a piece of abstract art. Your dick is in it
Some guy just delivered flowers to my roommate cause he fell off a roof onto her at a party last night. I think they have a date tomorrow.
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
She said it was unconventional for me to yell "Shazam!!" when I came inside her.
Whatever. I just want to indulge in this mcchicken and forget all about his tiny penis.
Per my usual Thursday, I blacked out and slept on the stairs.
You're wasting your dick. It needs to be bestowed upon the masses.
Well let me fuck you while I make potatoes. It's every girls dream
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
I just found three upside down bottles of grapejuice in a triangle around the air freshener above my toilet... I guess it was one of those nights
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
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