I thought he was joking about bailing you out until I saw the picture of you and the sheep in the morning paper. Were those my boots you had on it
At least you didnt end up topless in a Tina Turner wig singing cabaret tunes
I was high enough to understand and function with 'flip' while playing brick breaker
Damn. I don't think I could ever be that high.
the worst part is we had a camera rolling
Did his mom notice it when she saw u guys?
Yes.
I have to watch that.
2010 has been the year of the Eskimo brother. Let's see how many igloos we can shack in next year
I cleared a drunken path to my bed for you. If you hit clothes you've gone too far.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
I need you to stand in the corner and ref this threesome. Wear stripes.
I woke up at 4am on the floor covered in olive oil and fire extinguisher powder but all I wanted to know was where the rest of my booze was at.
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Is it bad that I'm using the photo I took for my fake ID as my linkedin profile pic?
Dude. I need you to practice dancing around in your banana hamock. Party boy style. I'll call later with details.
does 2pm fall under the wake n bake category?
You went into the bathroom, got in the tub with a pillow, yelled "this isn't as comfortable as it looks in the movies" then passed out
He flipped a shopping cart in the back room and had to leave to make a jazz playlist. If we aren't in love then i don't know what love is.
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