his logic is that since hes already cheated on her w me its doesnt count
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
Don't worry we will all be making bad decisions soon
That's the most comforting thing I've heard in months
I'm chatting with a girl missing a front tooth. I find it quite distracting. I'm sure you have deduced what bar I'm drinking in on this monday night.
Can I just put my face in your boobs and forget the world?
My way of showing team usa support, bronze: handy silver: bj gold: home run. God, I'm patriotic
No one ever gets any after sleeping with her. She is like the broken mirror of hookups, enjoy 7 years of blue ball. Don't say I didn't warn you
you left the hospital looking like the grudge, your mom and I were pushing you in a wheel chair and you yelled peace out fuckers.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
Check your mailbox. I left a "sorry I didn't have time to suck your dick today" consolation gift.
WHY ARE THE COPS ALWAYS AT DENNYS WHEN IMDRUNK!?
I have to close one eye, because I don't wanna see two movies, I only want to see one.
you yelled, puked and cried then passed out in the fetal position in your underwear
I dropped my slice of pineapple on the kitchen floor and was just staring at it about to cry. It was really good pineapple.
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