haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
Let's play a little game called "Chill the Fuck Out" - you're our first contestant
I don't think the people up for their 8am class were as impressed with how many beads i got last night as we were.
i'll never see her again. i cant remember her last name. this is like cinderella except prince charming drank too much jameson and couldnt save a phone number properly
Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
You're just mad at the fact that I want to be a car alarm.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
hr gave me pretxwk salad and a doubke shot of grey goose. i approve! tou guys are a beautidil couple.
he just texted me saying he needs a place to stay for the night. pretty sure i just got booty called to my own house...
just in the smoking shack with my sister cheering on a caterpillar make its cocoon
he's dressing as a chick for halloween. of course i'm gonna make him get his legs professionally waxed. how is this even a question?
Found out my grandpa had two wives and found out I'm eligible for some internships 11/10 would do acid again.
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
Look get the dick out ur mouth and answer the phone
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