after the first, "yea you like that baby", i quickly remembered why i had stopped having sex with him.
I had a new years resolution not to be a whore anymore, but I think I'm gonna wait till 2011
she took her bra off and it was like the puppet strings had been dropped. her tits totally deflated.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Since when does sleeping with your RA not result in free meal swipes? I feel so tricked...
I know this is really fun but I don't wanna glow anymore
He said I could liberate his beef and all I could think about was how I don't eat veal for political reasons.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
I just tried on my "outfit" for tonight and I should just wear sweatpants and a sign on my face that says I like it in the ass. That would be more comfortable
He made me brush his hair afterwards because it made him feel like a ken Barbie.
God I hope the sex was good.
I'm horny too so maybe we will both recap our regrets on Sunday
I gave him morning sex, a bag of cookies, and dropped him off at work. I believe I deserve the "best hookup award."
this strobe light makes my body turn on and off
my downstairs neighbor came by to say he’s having a huge loud party tomorrow, handed me a toblerone bar, and said thank you in advance for your understanding
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