god help us all. i just saw an infant wearing a onesie that said "i don't know who my daddy is"
here I sit at Southern Illinois' finest pubs and I thought I heard your laugh. I was sadly astonished to turn and find a midget cracking herself up reading the label on her can of chewing tobacco...
i forgot what you looked like. so we left to get pizza. sorry
i finally watched harry potter... a tad unrealistic if you ask me... i mean a ginger kid with 2 friends?
His dick might not be the answer to my problems, but I'm definitely ok with testing it as a possible solution.
I fatbooth all their pics then decide which one is the cutest even if they gained like 400 lbs and then proceed to fuck him.
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
If you can get laid in a rudolph onesie you are doing something right my friend.
Its ok. Im having a low day. About to mix cake mix with milk and drink it.
exhale infront of a fan. self shotgun.
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Does fucking him in the back of the car with the sun roof retracted count as star gazing?
One lone grasshopper in the whataburger bathroom. Don't know how it got there. Scared the fuck out of me. Also puked over the side of the silverado fence. The horses looked disappointed. Animal magnetism is beautiful. You taught me well. I love you.
Yeah, he fractured his ass by doing a canon ball into the bath tub....
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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