The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
but the good news is i woke up with 15 dollars in my pocket so i probably sold my phone instead of puking on it
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
I managed to convince him it was his fault I cheated on him...he spent the last 40 minutes going down on me. I feel legendary.
i cant cry in cvs. not again.
I wasn't sure how he was going to followup "so,i shot myself.." i guess "w a nail gun" is the best choice out of what I expected
We drove around last night shotting fireworks out the window while they had sex in the back of his car
My eyes feel like they're throwing up and I am the only human on campus
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
I thought adderall would sober me up, but it did NOT.
are you putting in a lot of effort today like appearance wise
I am taking my rightful place as emperor of the undead appearance wise
He blacked out and wouldnt drink anything unless he funneled it, so I made him funnel water
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
Just put on slippers before underwear so you know where my priorities are
Officially not baby mama #3. Celebration is in order.
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