apparently you CAN get banned from Nascar.
I think I found my soulmate. This guy in front of me is yelling about getting laid while holding two beers and texting. I think this is love.
Dude pussy is like music. For every person who pays for it, there are thousands more getting it for free.
Just curious... Do you still have the cocks bracelet? You know, the one we pass around to whoevers been the biggest slut recently?
the only good thing about breaking up with him while naked was that i got to make a forgetting sarah marshall reference
I'm not sending you pictures to jack off to. That's not what friends do
So did he inherit the massive family cock?
:(
can anyone on this campus do anything sober?
I'll be visiting the rave tower. Prepare your finest boxed wines for my consumption.
Hahah. They reconnected again?
Like with his penis I guess
Can't decide if this guy is hot or if I'm just bored.
Sex is clearly the solution either way.
I went to a community college and majored in Bad Decisions. I'm not exactly a chick magnet.
I feel like sleeping with foreign people is a long term investment. It's like a time share. Now when I go to London I have a place to stay.
Woke up with a padlock locked onto my ear gauge and the first of many sticky note clues on my chest leading to the key.
My diet fell off the wagon when I began texting the pizza delivery guy my location on frat row.
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