so for future reference,at what point did you feel like a line had been crossed?
just threw up nine times in the shower.. solid night last night.
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
Yes..we had amazing sex that I have a 50 percent chance of remembering.
She was blacklisted from the Uhaul center...what the fuck do you have to do to get blacklisted from a Uhaul center
My coke dealer 411'd my work number just to see how I was doing and gave me his new number. He must miss my business
Expect nothing less than me teaching them how to do shots and put condoms on
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
Please make sure you have solid number of friends around you that wouldn't be afraid to break a bottle and stab someone. If you're planning on drinking all of that, you're going to need a safety net.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
Ok. You have started something that can only end with a picture of the inside of my butthole. It may happen today or next year, but it's on my agenda.
Hey, if a dude can't randomly belt out Whitney Houston tunes from time to time, is life really worth living??
Why are your pants in the freezer?
You should have just fucked me in the bathroom when you had a chance!
You some how ended up sleeping on one of the beams that run along the ceiling of your house
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