brad dismisses pussy with prejudice
yes i saw that this morning. it was my mailbox.
dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
FYI : beer farts in the morning chase women right out of bed!
Still burping lighter fluid. Totally awful.
Me and Phil are just drawing pictures of thumbs in different costumes during lecture. I love being a senior.
he fucked me so hard i could feel my pelvis shifting. like i legit feel more prepared for childirth now
ON A SIMILAR NOTE MY DICK SIZE PSYCHIC SKILLS ARE SO GOOD
I really have to stop having sex with people I sell drugs to...it feels unprofessional
You were so high that you only FaceTimed me so that you could stare into your own eyes and not actually say anything
you told the police officer you wanted to be just like her one day but not a lesbian
I genuinely attribute some of my blowjob skills to playing saxophone in highschool
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I haven't felt more like a college student than when I woke up this morning naked with my sociology textbook in front of me and my bong in my left hand.
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