i don't like sucking hair
u cheatin on me?
if i did i would try to upgrade babe.
just tell him i said nine months
yeah. and then it was like the room of requirement. the elevator just opened for our threesome.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Attention ladies coming to the party tonight! Tonight will be another chance to win the 5 bucks for getting my cousin hard. Bring your a-game, no one has been able to overcome the whiskey dick yet. Good luck.
FULL ON LADY WOOD. YOU CAN SEE THE VEIN
Oh my fucking god you idiot bitch just get here forget about the vodka the fucking cops are looking for you
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think I need a restraining order. I had 15 "selfies" of him on my camera roll......my phone has a lock code on it.
Hyyypothetically, what would you do if you happened to see my boobs on the internet?
After an hour of searching for my pants, we had three people looking. They were finally found in the oven.
It was the needle in the haystack of teary, unpleasant handjobs.
So what other shows do you masturbate to? Or is it just friends
1. so the new neighbor u called dibs on.. I'm sorry..but not really. 2. She lactates, I guess that happens when you have a kid less then 5 months ago.... WTF!! 3. Is it fucked up I'm craving Ceral & Milk now?
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