There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
I've decided that I only have enough money to either eat or drink over the next month. I'm sure you know what choice I've made.
this girl literally referred to her butthole as her "back pussy"
Pooping in your heated bathroom to the sound of rain and instrumental guitar might be the greatest experience ever.
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
You drank almost the entire bottle of everclear and wanted to walk around. I guess your best friends sister is a cop and you wanted her to arrest you like the lil wayne song.... so sorry dude.
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
HE COULDN'T FIND IT! WHAT KIND OF QUARTERBACK CAN'T FIND IT?!
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
she asked me where ive been her entire life and the guy in the room next to us yelled "with other women bitch!"
We got caught having sex in the bathroom by my professor. In accordance with tradition, we still brofisted. I think my grade went up considerably.
His penis smells like laundry I just wanted to cuddle it
Are there any plans to where i might need to be dressed semi-nicely or is it a "pants optional" weekend?
You keep talking about hotdogs and yelling "COME ON DOWN, LET ME SEE WHAT YOU'RE WEARING"
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
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