do you think they ever dumped Gatorade over Michael Vick's head after his dog won?
I had a drunk dream I lived on a puppy farm. I hope this dream repeats every night of my life.
I tried douching with a turkey baster. Not the brightest idea.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
When I find myself drinking from a boot I just go with it and refuse to ask why.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
dont worry it didnt get any better. she locked herself in his room and was screaming at the top of her lungs "IM GUNA PEE ON YOUR BED"
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
I WILL BE THE BEST FICTITIONAL HISTORICAL FIGURE FOR THE FEMENIST MOVEMENT THE WORLD HAS EVER SEEN
I want to get a list going called "D list celebs I've kissed"
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
Me and mom just bonded over our mutual desire to bang Mark Ruffalo. I'm not sure how to feel about this.
And the last thing I remember was you in the bed with the german guy screaming "wrong hole" I laughed n passed out
Just saw a girl I banged wearing a pro life shirt downtown. Not sure where to start with that.
Please come pick up your twin. She's tap dancing in her underwear and that's not how you want yourself represented.
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