Just saw an old lady trip and stumble. Laughed. Kept Driving. I'm going to hell.
the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.
I wrote a list of all my homework due in the next few weeks. I feel I've done enough for tonight.
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
The cop and I then joined forces to get you up off the sidewalk.
I love flavors. My neighbour is owide smoking and so am I. I'm adio boooooored and I need an adult.
So were u tired or drunk when u wrote last night's text message?
pills.
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
NEVER LET ME DO THIS AGAIN I FEEL LIKE I'M GONNA SHIT MYSELF TO DEATH ARGHHHHHGHHG IS THIS WHAT DYSENTERY FEELS LIKE
it's like my freshman wet dream come true
I think my staff loses a little bit of respect for me every time you're in town. I may have to puke at work ...again.
He wouldn't let me ride him with a Ninja Turtles hat on...
I did sing regulators with a random black dude at The Rail without looking at the screen, hugged him and walked off stage. I pretty much live up to all expectations.
I can't wait to get to LA so I can punch her in the face
so do you remember taking your shirt off and just standing in your bra at the bar or no?
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