So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
I left my keys in the garlic bread freezer in Publix.
i was like the pretty and slutty 8th grade girl who goes to a party, gets wasted, and ends up having sex with a senoir
details?
alcohol + bed + penis = sex
stumble upon led me to how to make wine in prison, followed by wedding dresses. it knows my life too well
Just found pics of us from Mardi Gras last year. Your boob job really is better than mine.
They wouldn't let me go to sleep at the police station while I was waiting to bail u out. YOU OWE ME
Experimentation with dessert toppings followed by shower sex. Only logical progression bro.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
Just watched a guy ride a bike off his roof into his pool. On my way to the liquor store, picking you up in 20
I'm in a dress, surrounded by Republicans, and the bartender just told me he's "out of Jack Daniels" in a very accusatory tone. Shit, is it only 8 PM?
You came out of your room naked under your open robe with a mouth full of brownie on a stick and grabbed a fistful of fruit loops and shoved them into your already full mouth.
carb up bitch. we're drinking with football players.
I'm trying to find a place to hide weed in my mother in law's house...
Married life problems?
Two grav bong hits and a shower later and I'm ready for company
It's like you say things that speak to my soul on a deep personal level
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