Aren't I supposed to sit on your face?
don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
so stoned i ashed in my jack and coke like 4 times. drinking it anyway
been sitting in chapter for 25 minutes. drinking last night's franzia out of a XXX vitamin water 10 bottle. recruitment chair has no idea. life is good.
Just saw a picture of your new tub, cant wait to pee in it
NoDDING MY HEAD LIKE uyuEAH MOViUNG MY HiPS LioKe YEAhhhhhhhhhhh
wow.
you told grandpa to call you daddy
Convinced the domino's pizza delivery person to go to shaws and buy me a bottle of wild turkey. For america.
You were peeing on a bus yelling fuck public transit, congratulations.
Whoever labeled dysfunctional a bad thing obviously never saw this frinedship coming.
He didn't call me beautiful but he came in less than five minutes so same thing, right?
just passed the gas station where we took pregnancy tests. memories.
Take off your clothes and see if he wants to have sex, that's a good way to find out
snapping my married booty call and next thing I know a plan b ad pops up
Too high to wash a dish but just high enough for a kitchen fire
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